USB Poodle 2.0

This multipurpose, wireless roaming device is compatible with Windows, Mac and selected dog breeds. Features an intense gaze and requires constant attention. Shuts down randomly and requires 18 hours per day to charge. During charging disturbances will be noted and unimpressed glare may result. Runs on two bowls of kibble, but may need some cheese and/or apple pieces to aid refueling. Will conveniently stand on keyboard when you are typing. Must be kept away from food, glasses and tissues while in wireless mode. Comes with an abundance of selective memory. Primary purpose - unknown.