Where is Brie??

Lately there have been a lot of "where's Brie" moments, where all of a sudden, Brie is nowhere to be seen. Usually, this is a bad sign, as she has probably run off with something she shouldn't have, like tissues. But now she's usually just laying around under the bed. Maybe it's because it's cooler down there, or maybe it's because she keeps her secret stash of contraband hidden away down there, who knows. She doesn't even come out when called. But one thing is for certain - she always comes running as the slightest hint of a treat, like the pantry door opening, or the crinkle of food wrapping. As she knows, the finest hunters always keep one ear to the ground.. or failing that, sit nicely and make a cute face when food is around.